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Featured Customer: Doug & Kathy

Featured Customer: Doug & Kathy

“Lake of the Ozarks Concierge has allowed us to pass on our lake chores and spend more time relaxing.  We pull up to our home knowing our boat is clean, yard is mowed, and whatever else we requested is finished.  The piece of mind is worth anything!  Thanks guys!” Doug & Kathy are a prime [...]

Summer 2010

Summer 2010

Summer is just around the corner.  We can’t wait! Just watch the water temp. rise on our home page! If you have an ideal dates in mind, please schedule them now.  As our customer list grows, our time becomes more scarce. Our weekly/bi-weekly customers take priority, so if you want the convenience of always knowing [...]

Memorial Day 2009: Thank You!

Memorial Day 2009: Thank You!

We hope everyone had a fun and safe Memorial Day!  By the end of the week leading up to Memorial Day, we couldn’t see straight.  We had cleaned over 40 boats, powerwashed many decks, delivered multiple WaterMats, and completed other prearrival services.  Thank you to all our customers who gave us flexible scheduling in order [...]

Gift Certificates

Gift Certificates

Need to give a special gift to that person who always takes you out on their boat, or to that family member who is always cleaning the boat?  Show them thanks and give them back the time on the water that everyone loves! Purchase a gift certificate in any dollar amount or for any service [...]

BWI on a WaterMat?

(photo pending) A WaterMat was spotted crossing 7 mile cove from Horny Toad to Shady Gators. The overloaded vessel, powered by two- 1MP(man power) outboards, navigated its way over to the frozen Rum Runners. Water Patrol would only make one comment: “at least they had a flotation device with them.”

New Game Invented in Party Cove

New Game Invented in Party Cove

TOPLESS MAT RUNNING! See how far you can run across a WaterMat before falling.  Look at everyone watching and taking pictures…must be her new red bikini…

He Got an “A” in Shop… an “F” in Spelling

He Got an “A” in Shop… an “F” in Spelling

“moters”

Works on Boat Detailers but not Birds!

Works on Boat Detailers but not Birds!

Fake snakes scare the crap out of me every time I see one, but apparently not the intended targets…birds. Because the unfooled guests on this dock do not have fingers, they were unable to give the owner of this dock “the bird.” Instead they resorted to the next best thing…leaving the owner a present on [...]

Sorry, we are running a bit behind today

Sorry, we are running a bit behind today

Ameren UE Decides to Drain the Lake!

Ameren UE Decides to Drain the Lake!

Because new construction has stopped and new boat sizes are decreasing, Ameren UE has decided to cleanse the lake this year. They will be draining it completely during the months of April and May, then letting it naturally refill itself over the next few years. LOL, I got you good! You should see your face. [...]